Ozzie has gotten the White Sox back on track, and the south siders are just 4 games back from the lowly Detroit Tigers. All of the sudden the bats are starting to get it going and our pitchers are actually getting this amazing little thing called run support. The Sox have averaged almost seven runs per game in their last ten games, which is almost seven runs per game more than their season average. Jermaine Dye is just continuing to be an All Star and A. J. Pierzynski is continuing to be my favorite baseball player ever. Podsednik has been a miracle coming back to the Sox, leading the team in batting average and stolen bases despite only playing in 52 games for the Sox thus far. All that and Carlos Quentin is due to come back from the DL after the All Star break. Hells yeah.
If we could just find a fifth pitcher who didn't look like a struck match and wasn't named Jose Contreras we would be all set to make a deep playoff run. Maybe we can work Poreda into the starting rotation to see what he's got? I don't know, but Contreras needs to be moved. Him and the elite athlete that is Bartolo Colon. Despite sporting one of the sickest hair cuts ever, he is just dead weight. A metric ton of dead weight.And if you need another reason to jump on the White Sox bandwagon--of course you don't--we have a cake walk into the All Star break. We took two of three from the Dodgers, the team with the best record in baseball. We took two of three from the Cubs, the team that everybody hates, even Barack Obama. We are going to finish up the sweep of the hilariously terrible Tribe tonight. Then we get a four game series against the Royals, another three game sweep of the Tribe, and then a three game series against the Twins. Looks to me like we are winning 9 of our next 11 games, at least 8.
Now we roll. So jump on board people, there is plenty of room. For fucks sake, it's Ozzie Guillen, how can you not believe.
I'M OUT
ASALAMALAKUM, ONE LOVE
5 comments:
See what playing a few games against the NL and the Indians can do for your confidence?? The tigers have the same schedule going into the break. Also, the tigers have played the fewest home games in the majors, and they have a much better record at home. Congrats on finally getting to .500. Maybe we don't have the worst division afterall. Thank god were not in the east!
Southside all day! I'm not a big baseball fan, but when you live around the corner from The Cell, you tend to pay a lil attention. The Sox has finally got their swag back so hopefully they'll be able to make that playoff run you speak of. Shut those drunken Cubs fans up.
Dustin, I'm banking on Zumaya and Rodney's tendency to walk more people then they get out to open the door for my Sox. The central still blows.
LW, fuck the Cubs. I'm going to piss on Wrigley when I go there.
The fuck is a "wild card break"?
Sorry, bitches, but you have no chance now that the great Eric Hinske is off the market.
Paul Konerko still sucks.
Are you even trying anymore?
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